I Love White Castle
Fellow humzooers, I am aware this blog will spark debate. This comment always triggers deep emotions. In fact, there will only be three responses: I love it, I hate it, or "we don't have one near us." However, there are varying degrees secondary responses that accompany the initial statement. Let me elaborate.
Here are some examples of follow-up responses. Let's start off on the favorable side of the argument.
I love White Castle...
...I could eat there every single day.
...but, I can't eat there since I turned 40.
...but, there's always creepy people hanging out there at night.
...and you can even have a special Valentine's Day dinner there.
Okay, let's go negative.
I hate White Castle...
...because that isn't even real food.
...and I hate that "Harold and Kumar" movie, too.
...because there's always creepy people hanging out there at night.
...and the people who think the Valentine's Day dinner is classy, too.
Now, option three.
We don't have one near us...
...but, I heard their burgers are small.
...but, my Dad's cousin claims to have eaten 24 double cheeseburgers in one sitting.
...but, I am willing to drive across the state to get to one.
What do you think?
Before I forget, if you are reading this blog after midnight, go find a White Castle. It'll be open. This blog will be here when you get back. But remember, there is a $1 minimum purchase required per 30-minute visit.